With 108 prospective students attending, our Spring Get Acquainted Days 2003 was an amazing success!

Lots of students with their yellow Southeastern jackets on...

Our guests get an opportunity to sing with the Southeastern choir!

Bro. Kevin Woolard delivers our chapel message.

SKITS:

In our first skit, Mr. Eddie Zinger gets the crowd ready for his show...

"On today's show, we'll have a Southeastern couple come tell us about their relationship.
What one of them doesn't know, however, is that the other...has a secret..." *Crowd gasps*

Ms. Cassidy Betts informs Michael "Teddy Bear" Faulkner that she...wants a real man!
"Teddy" bursts into tears...

And the "real man" is none other than Curtis Alfred Johnson!
(What was she thinking?)

Is there hope for romantically challenged "Teddy"? There is! Thanks to the wonders of plastic surgery
(and lots of it), we will give him a makeover and see what Ms. Cassidy thinks of her real man then!

Whoa! Needless to say, Cassidy quickly remembered that "Teddy" is the man for her!

In our next skit, Brian Lamm goes through his morning routine with a pair of "helping hands."

Now shaving is my favorite part of the morning, especially since I take great care not to...*OW*!!

Next, we have a game of Pastoral Jeopardy, featuring a woman preacher, a back-woods country evangelist, and a tongue-speaking lunatic that managed to escape from the asylum under the guise of a "prophet..."

Woman Preacher: "The answer is love. The whale swallowed Jonah because of love."
Country hick: "Be quiet in church, you hairy excuse for a woman!"
Tongue-speaking prophet: "HAFAGAVARFVAFATAGAHA! GLOOOOOORY!"

"I'll tell you why Jonah got swallowed by a whale! Because he went...
MIXED SWIMMING! AND HE WAS PROBABLY WEARING SHORTS, TOO!"

Girls love slumber parties, so a few of our Southeastern girls decide to welcome the new girl on campus with a slumber party invitation to their dorm. Unfortunately, the new girl, Natalya, is from Russia, and has a different idea of what's fun to do...

Girls: "You want to play Barbie?" Natalya: "No."
Girls:"Play makeup?" Natalya: "No."
Girls: "Uhh...I know! Let's pillow fight!" Natalya:"Pillow fight...?"

Natalya: "I love this game!"